J. Crew now sells Lederhosen (literally “leather trousers”):
(picture from jcrew.com)
Surely they must also sell leather suspenders to go with them, no? Perhaps some calf warmers? I’ll expect to see those with the new arrivals for fall…
(photo found here — illustration my own)
Oh, dear.
I’m astonished. Hey J. Crew design team: what were you thinking???