Monthly Archives: October 2011

Pictures of Halloweens past

Happy Halloween! Normally this isn’t an old-timey day, but there are just too many funny old pictures to not do this when I have the excuse. I did a quick browse of some of dad’s photo boxes at my parents’ house on Friday and pulled some of these shots; the others I had in my own archive. This is by no means a complete history — that would have required a lot more digging. Here we go!

We begin in 1985. That paper plate I’m holding up is in fact a mask (homemade), and we have a famous family video of me with it singing “Who’s behind that false face?” — only it comes out more like falsh fashe. A true classic.

Same year, headed out for treats.

Probably the same year? High school folks, note that Pressly is the building in the background, which means Grandpa is parked somewhere on Love Patio. (Come to think of it, if this is 1985 still, it predates Broyles by a few years.) Everybody, note how ridiculously cute I am.

I think this is 1986. That menacing pumpkin face seems to be an old standby through the years… way to mix things up, dad.

This must be 1987, and I can only assume that this was somebody else’s really intense ballet recital tutu.

Aaand let’s skip right ahead to the mid-’90s! Couldn’t easily find photos of the interim, but I can tell you that it involved many a black cat costume. This is Halloween of 1996 (eighth grade), and I was obviously not prepared for it. In fact, I think all three of us worked out of our closets on this one. I’m a devil, in (borrowed) red sweatpants, a polo and devil horns purchased at the Georgia Renaissance Festival. After we were done going door-to-door that evening, we hopped over to a carnival at Mary Elizabeth’s church; I took off my horns and told people I was dressed as a chili pepper.

Four years later — my senior year of high school — Abby, Tricia and I went for the devil thing again, with a bit of vampire and eurotrash mixed in. Krista was a flamenco dancer. We didn’t so much trick-or-treat as drive around to a friends’ houses and hang out. (During the day at school I dressed as Wayne.)

For Halloween 2003 I was in Germany, where Halloween was juuuust starting to be a thing locals paid attention to. A bunch of kids from my study abroad program went over to this giant international student dorm that had a giant warehouse of a club for its Halloween party. Without my dress-up clothes handy, I fell back on the ol’ construction-paper-and-bobby-pins devil horns. Amanda was a Magic 8-ball, auf Deutsch.

Last but not least, we come to 2004, which was the last time I dressed up for Halloween before this weekend. Maybe I unconsciously took a break because I thought this getup would be hard to top. I’m wearing a totally legit dirndl I bought in a secondhand shop in Freiburg with a funny dirndl shirt purchased in Munich and an apron my mom whipped up and mailed to me. Like any good beer maid, I’ve got pretzels and a Maßkrug at the ready. Also pictured: my roommates Napoleon Dynamite, ’80s Girl, and Jenna Bush. Here’s a bonus pic of me and Tyler, my friend who studied in Freiburg with me and also went the traditional-German-garb route, because we make such a cute pair of Bavarians:

And with that, I’ll wrap up this walk down memory lane. As soon as I have photos from this weekend’s festivities, I’ll post a few and tell you all about it.

She’s a robo-babe!

Tonight will be the first time I have dressed up in a costume and partied for Halloween since 2004. (Isn’t that sad? And I love to dress up!) I got the idea for my costume years ago but have not had a chance to trot it out… until now! For one night only, I will be… (drumroll)… Babe-raham Lincoln.

“If she were a president, she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.” (Garth Algar)

While I’m totally excited to be out among the costumed masses, I’m also a little nervous about wearing this getup in a group of total strangers — probably because it involves a lacy push-up bra that carried me through countless themed frat parties in college. I know my friends would all get and appreciate it, but I hope the folks who don’t share my brain will get it too. I think it’s HILARIOUS… and I’m hoping I won’t be the only one It’s a nuanced distinction that separates Babe-raham Lincoln from Sexy Abraham Lincoln (like Sexy Nurse or Sexy Cop). Sexy isn’t what I’m going for, but hopefully the beard will make that clear. Plus, Babe-raham Lincoln is an actual thing, right? I’ll say yes.

I’m sure I’ll feel more comfortable after like five minutes at the party. Bring it.

I’ve got a golden… turkey?

Look what those clever Germans have come up with now:

Edible spray paint! Hamburg’s Deli Garage Food Cooperative will hook you up for € 24,80 per 100-ml can of gold, silver, red or blue. Here’s the product description from the English-language side of the Deli Garage website:

Fine silver cutlery, gold-plated cups – there are some things in life you just can’t see enough of. As of now, the same applies to a good steak. With Food Finish, the most stylish way to refine your culinary creations. Food Finish is as easy to use as the result is beautiful: off with the lid and on with the spray. Ready! Food Finish chrome-plates and gold-coats everything and anything in the kitchen that fits under its spray nozzle. It is completely harmless and tasteless to eat.

(photos from www.the-deli-garage.com)

The blog post that led me to this discovery (sent to me by Abby) shows more photos of everyday foods that have been Esslack-ed. Apples look pretty; a muffin looks terrifying; tomatoes look freaky; and a half-chromed pretzel just makes me sad. It also makes me wonder… does this stuff come off on your hands and lips when you eat it? What would the aftermath of an Esslack dinner party look like?

Old-Timey Tuesday: More punkins!

Dawsonville, Georgia, October 27, 2007

For our first dating anniversary back in 2007, Jon and I headed up to North Georgia for some autumnal adventures. We went hiking in Tallulah Gorge state park and had a celebratory dinner at the Dillard House, but before all that we went to Uncle Shuck’s Pumpkin Patch & Corn Maze near the outlet mall in Dawsonville. We’ve been back to Uncle Shuck’s every year since then (except last year — oops). This is my favorite picture from the whole corn maze collection. Is it really necessary to tell people this? Please, don’t kick the pumpkins.

Drinking with Dawson (as promised)

I’m sure you’ve all been waiting with bated breath for the rules of the Dawson’s Creek drinking game my roomies and I devised for the start of the final season that I mentioned a couple of Old-Timey Tuesdays ago. Today’s your lucky day! Here they are:

As you can see, we had a few late adds: take a sip if someone (anyone? not sure.) turns up scantily clad, “Pacey gets ass,” or Grams says something dirty. Some of the rules are specific to latter-season Dawson’s — and even the particular episode, because, duh, when else would Dawson and Joey consummate their awkward and abiding teenage lust but the 2-hour-long first episode of the last season — but a lot of them can apply to the series as a whole. I guess you could even sub Andie in for Audrey and carry a few more rules back to the Capeside years. Frankly, you’d be tipsy after an episode following just the first rule.

My favorite rules are nos. 5 and 9. If Mitch turns up — in ghost form, of course, at this point — you have to take a shot (even though we only had Bud Light); and, every time Dawson is a whiny bitch, you drink. Classic. Now, break out the DVDs (it’s not on Netflix instant) and throw your very own Dawson’s & Daiquiris party!

Old-Timey Tuesday: Punkins!

Atlanta, Georgia, October 2010

This was the pumpkin I carved last year. It’s a pretty good likeness, don’t you think? (This is also one of the funniest pictures of Little Man ever taken. He’s a master of the stoneface!)

acting on impulse (or not)

I consider myself a careful spender, but while I’m generally frugal person I’m also not above the occasional impulse buy. I’ve been trying to avoid those purchases lately, though, because my finances are still settling after a switch to a once-monthly paycheck (part of which now goes into a joint account) and the holidays are practically upon us (think presents AND cross-country travel). So much spending in my immediate future! Most unfortunately, my reluctance to spend on myself at this point in time finally bit me in the ass last night when I learned that this is no longer available:

NOOOOOOOO!!!! I honestly have kept this tabbed in my browser for days (weeks?) but hadn’t actually purchased it yet. In fact, late last week I was wondering if I should tell my mom (to tell Santa) that this was a top priority and to shop ahead so I didn’t have to feel bad about dropping $80 on myself right now. Doesn’t matter now because it’s too late! Now if I’m ever going to own the magical deluxe limited edition PJ20 Blu-ray, I’ll have to spend twice as much to buy it off someone on eBay. Great job, self.

Moral of the story? If you want it, JUST BUY IT ALREADY.

Old-Timey Tuesday: Roommates no. 2

Blondies Sports, New York, New York, Oct 11, 2008

Last week, you saw the three of us displaying our best beer-chugging form in our spacious sophomore-year triple. This picture was taken about six years later (!!!) when I made a swing through Syracuse and NYC, where these two former roomies were both living at the time. We spent our Saturday afternoon that weekend at Blondies, where the NU Club of New York watches football games, cheering on the Wildcats as they battled Michigan State. (We lost.)

This season has been fraught with heartbreak thus far, even with our starting QB back in the game. I’m hoping this post will stir up some good juju for the ‘Cats. Let’s put some Ws on the board, NU!

a most triumphant return

Jon is back from Germany! You know what that means…

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GUMMIS.

Old-Timey Tuesday: Dawson’s & Bud Light

3017 Allison Hall, Evanston, Illinois, October 2, 2002

Just about nine years ago, the final season of Dawson’s Creek kicked off on the WB. Having grown up with the kids of Capeside — they were freshmen when we were freshmen… then maybe the timing got a little wonky — many of us were quite attached to the show, so my roommates and I hosted a season premiere watch party in our spacious triple. Above, the hostesses (with the mostess).

We ordered Papa John’s for dinner to provide a good base for the evening’s main event: Dawson’s & Daiquiris. Alas, one cannot buy any mixers in Illinois under the age of 21 (or at least you couldn’t then. And hey, what if I wanted a Shirley Temple and not a tequila sunrise?), so in a last-minute scramble, Abby’s sorority mom/big-sister/whatever they were called at NU managed to scare up a case of Bud Light. I still have the rules of the drinking game we made up and taped to the television in my desk at home — I’ll scan those in later this week in case any of y’all want to bust out the DVDs for a wild night. I know for certain that when Dawson and Joey finally hit it (at long, long last), we were instructed to chug a beer. It was one of the most hilarious, outstanding nights I had in all of college. Do we know how to party or what?